Actual examples of text messaging between myself and my daughter, Christina. I love text messaging. I may never have to verbally speak to either of my children ever again.
CMJ: What’s for dinner Mom: IDK, what are you making? CMJ: I’m not making anything, im not home Mom: Then why are you asking? CMJ: I thought u were making dinner Mom: Well, you thought wrong. I thought you were making dinner. CMJ: Im not cooking dinner. I don’t feel good. Mom: Me either. Text your brother and ask him what is for dinner. CMJ: Nooo. What time should I be home for dinner? Mom: IDK, what time will it be ready? CMJ: Can I get subway? Mom: Do you have $ for subway? CMJ: No but you do. Can you meet me at subway? Mom: At work still. CMJ: Well, let me know. Cause that would be easier so I don’t waste gas. Mom: Do you have $ for subway? I’m getting Clucko’s chicken CMJ: Do you mean Jackos? Get me some chicken fingers and fries, pleeze Mom: Can you pay me back? CMJ: Mommee! Thank you. Let me know when I should be home. NEXT DAY: CMJ: Whats for dinner? Mom: Dunno. What are you making? CMJ: We had this conversation yesterday. Mom: Beans and weenies? CMJ: Whose cooking that? Mom: ???? CMJ: What???? Mom: ????? CMJ: I’m not cooking dinner Mom: Me either. Don’t feel good. CMJ: Mom…. Mom: What…. CMJ: nevermind. Mom: OkayMy thoughts on the world and how things work.
