MPJ: When are you gunna be home?
Me: On our way now. Why? Do you need to air out the house?
MPJ: I don’t need to but I want food
Me: I am bringing you Panera Bread for lunch
MPJ: EEWWWW
Me: It’s good – A Panini
MPJ: I don’t want a Paninini
Me: But I had a coupon!
MPJ: So what
Me: So you get a Panini with broccoli and cheese – YUMMY
MPJ: That’s disgusting! (Side Note: I was SO proud of my son that he actually spelled disgusting correctly! And on a text message no less!)
Me: Well it isn’t like there is a JITB around
MPJ: JITB?
Me: JITB
MPJ: What are you talking about?
Me: Jack blank blank Box
MPJ: Okay get me a double bacon cheese burger meal
Me: No, you get a Panini
MPJ: I don’t want a Panini!
Me: But I have a coupon!
MPJ: I want JITB
Me: They are only on the West Coast, remember?
MPJ: No, there is one in West Chester
Me: And you didn’t tell your father? You know he loves JITB
MPJ: Double Bacon Cheese Burger Meal
Me: Okay