Dead Deer on a Mini-Van

  • I swear I can’t make this stuff up. It also sounds like the title of a country song. I’ll have to work on the lyrics in my spare time.OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA
  • My daughter had her first full-time job interview last week.  She showed me the outfit she planned on wearing.  Call me old-fashioned but I really thought the skirt was just too short.  So we went into my closet to find a more “suitable” interview outfit.  Christina tried one of my dresses on and then wailed: “OMG!  I look like I have three kids and drive a mini-van!”  She was right.  She wore the short skirt.
  • We had been nagging our son to get his flu shot for months.  Finally we told him no more money until he gets his flu shot.  Luckily I remembered to demand proof as well.  (And I had to check the dates just to make sure it wasn’t proof from last year)
  • Yeah, Ohio got A TON of snow.  Kind of cool, rather cold but cozy with a fire in the fireplace.  Believe it or not, I absolutely love shoveling out our driveway.  And it is a l-o-n-g driveway.  By the third time it had to be done, I was so over it.  But I want absolute acknowledgement that I did it without bitching.OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA
  • Last night I was so PMSing that I decided to be nice and go to bed early.  (Something my husband just doesn’t give me enough credit for – I mean, I could stay up and bitch for hours, right?) Then I had a dream.  And in my dream I was also so PMSing that my husband said to me: “Look, I don’t want to hear it.  Just use the RONCO DREAM BOOT and change your damn dream if you don’t like it.”  So I used this contraption and moved myself into a different dream.  True dream story.  I swear I can crack myself up even in sleep.
  • Finally, here is Casey with his favorite Christmas toy. Except there is some kind of love/hate thing going on.  It makes this stupid chipmunk noise when you squeeze it and drives him crazy.  Abbey just wants it so she can tear it apart.O

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