Who are you and where is my husband?

Email Exchanges between me and my husband:

• To: Michael
• From: Lori
• Subject: I. Am. So. Tired.

I keep looking at the clock thinking it has to be around 2 pm and it
isn’t even 11 am yet! I am so damn tired. Went to bed late and then
up every hour on the hour. Was awake at 5 am and never did fall back
asleep since I had to get up at 5:30 am anyway for work.

I am tired and whiny and cold. And I don’t want to eat pizza today, I
just don’t. (BTW, took out money from your wallet to pay for it).

So just wanted to make sure you knew that I am tired. And whiny.

Love, Lori

• To:  Lori
• From: Michael
•  Subject: Re: I. Am. So. Tired.

Poor baby – hope you feel better. Hopefully you will sleep good tonight.

• To: Michael
• From: Lori
• Subject: Re: I. Am. So. Tired.

Don’t take this the wrong way. But who are you and where is my husband??

(Later that same day…)

• To: Michael
• From: Lori
• Subject: I am still REALLY tired

And I must look it because I have had more than one person ask
me if I was feeling okay. So thinking I might leave a little early (I
know, I said I was going to do that yesterday as well and didn’t) but I
REALLY mean it this time!

Not before 4 pm but somewhere between 4 pm and 5 pm.

• To: Lori
• From: Michael
• Subject: Re: I am still REALLY tired

Thinking of you! Will cook dinner when I get home. Pork chops are marinating.

• To: Michael
• From: Lori
• Subject: Re: I am still REALLY tired

Seriously, did you do something wrong that I need to know about??

• To: Lori
• From: Michael
• Subject: Re: I am still REALLY tired

I want a new TV for the basement, It’s not working?

• To: Michael
• From: Lori
• Subject: Re: I am still REALLY tired

No, you are just totally freaking me out

Text Message A Few Days Later…

Lori:   Didn’t go to work. Have really bad migraine.

Michael:  Can I do anything for you? Do you want me to bring you home something?

Lori:  No, but thanks. Still want that new TV Huh?

Michael:  70 inch