Weather Report

I had a phone call from a friend in Florida yesterday:

FL:  Yeah, our weather has been pretty good lately but we are expecting a cold spell this week.

OH:  Will the high temp be in the low teens?

FL:  No

OH:  Will the low at night be single digits?

FL:  No

OH: Will you get 3-4 inches of snow by the end of the week?

FL: No

OH:  Oh, well than F**K You.

(We who live in the North and NE thank you in advance for never mentioning the weather if you aren’t as miserable as we are).