I had a phone call from a friend in Florida yesterday:
FL: Yeah, our weather has been pretty good lately but we are expecting a cold spell this week.
OH: Will the high temp be in the low teens?
OH: Will the low at night be single digits?
OH: Will you get 3-4 inches of snow by the end of the week?
OH: Oh, well than F**K You.
(We who live in the North and NE thank you in advance for never mentioning the weather if you aren’t as miserable as we are).