Here is my horoscope for the day:
You are more irritable than ever right now — but you can solve that problem as easily as shutting a door or taking a walk. Get away from people for a bit and you should feel much better.
So I am keeping today’s horoscope as my official horoscope for each day until December 31, 2014. (Unless I get one that tells me I need to go play the lottery and will win lots of money, that is). I now feel like today is going to be a good day. Which means I am going to do exactly as it says.