Here is my horoscope for today:
It’s a low-key day for you — and you may snap at someone if they start to pester you too much. Try not to offend anyone, but sometimes your mood is simply beyond your control.
I swear I am not making this up. I guess this means I could go butt crack crazy on someone today and it would be completely justified. Because my horoscope said so. I feel like if I opened a fortune cookie the fortune inside will say:
Everyone else is crazy. It isn’t you.
So I am going to make a bunch of copies of today’s horoscope and hand them out. I have absolution. It can’t get any better than that.
Then again, do you think somehow my PMS is linked to the stars?