I swear I am not making this up…

Here is my horoscope for today:

It’s a low-key day for you — and you may snap at someone if they start to pester you too much. Try not to offend anyone, but sometimes your mood is simply beyond your control.

I swear I am not making this up.  I guess this means I could go butt crack crazy on someone today and it would be completely justified.  Because my horoscope said so. I feel like if I opened a fortune cookie the fortune inside will say:

Everyone else is crazy.  It isn’t you.

So I am going to make a bunch of copies of today’s horoscope and hand them out.  I have absolution.  It can’t get any better than that.

Then again, do you think somehow my PMS is linked to the stars?





Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s