Tell me this wouldn’t irritate you…

So I sent my husband an email this morning.  Because I have to drive his stupid Camaro bat mobile all week while he takes my car to visit his dad in Alabama.

This is what my email message said:

You need to show me all your stupid dashboard buttons if I am going to drive your car all week.  A green button was on this morning all the way to work and while I am pretty sure it means nothing, I still want to know what it is.  Also, I can’t make the big MPH number show up in the screen.  I can’t make the front window defroster come on (or the back one for that matter).  I can’t figure the lights out, or if I even need to do anything with the lights. On the bright side, I remembered from last time how to close the garage door when I left this morning!

And here is my response:

A green button was on this morning all the way to work and while I am pretty sure it means nothing, I still want to know what it is.  Cruise control is ready to use but not on. You’re driving on 75 during peak traffic. You will not be using cruise control.

Dick Controls  (For the record, I got it that he used the wrong dick; just one more thing to piss me off)

Car Directions

I can’t make the front window defroster come on (or the back one for that matter).  Right side air controls same emblems as your car. Back is at the bottom of the knob.  I figured you would already know how the heat works.  (Highlights? Really?)

Car Directions2

I can’t figure the lights out, or if I even need to do anything with the lights.  Don’t touch the lights. All automatic. (Again with the highlighting!)

You know, it’s bad enough I have to pump the driver’s seat up exactly 10 times in order to see over the steering wheel.  You would think my husband would be a bit more sensitive to my needs.  But that’s okay. I know how to get him back – I’ll wait until later in the week and then text him an apology for spilling ketchup and french fries all over the front passenger seat.  Oh-Oh and I can change all his radio settings, leave my Starbucks straw wrapping paper on the floor, and tell him the shopping cart incident was “just a scratch.”

 

One response to “Tell me this wouldn’t irritate you…

  1. Lori, Perhaps we can think of a couple more resets to do before you have to give that bat-mobile beauty back to your husband. Pull the #5 and #20 fuse and leave them out for a few hours 🙂 🙂

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