My husband won’t let me break up with Tony

Me: “I don’t like Tony anymore and want to break up with him.”

Husband: “You can’t, we need him.”

Me: “But you are not here and you don’t understand.”

Husband: “What is so bad about Tony that you can’t put up with?”

Me: “He made me go to Menard’s.”

Husband: “And…?”

Me: “I TOLD him Menard’s makes me cry and he still made me go. I told him I would go to Home Depot but he said he needed the special paint from Menard’s.”

Husband: “And?”

Me: “And he works past 6 pm when I want to watch Judge Judy on TV.”

Husband: “Now I think you are really nitpicking.”

Me: “It’s just over. We can’t get along anymore.”

Husband: “Well, you are just going to have to suck it up for a few more weeks until he finishes all the remodeling work.”

Me: “This sucks.”

Husband: “I’ll send you a Starbucks gift card.”

Me: “I am going to break up with him as soon as possible.

Husband. “Fine.”

Me: “Fine.”

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