THE BELL THAT DIDN’T WORK.
Cat experts say that if you don’t want your cat to bring in gifts of dead vermin, all you need to do is put a bell collar on your cat. Tell that to Boca who is back to his usual Spring habits. He has already brought one bunny, two birds, one mouse and something brown (I didn’t look that close). Damn Cat. Obviously the little bell collar he is wearing isn’t working.
IS IT A TRAIT THAT ALL 20 YEAR OLD BOYS DO?
Filled up my car at the gas station. As I was putting my money away after purchasing an iced tea, this young 20ish kid came up behind me and said “$4.00 on pump 8.” Really? $4.00? How long is that going to last? Immediately channeling my own son, I pulled out $10.00 and said, “Make that $14 on pump 8.” Kid was pretty grateful but I still had to mutter, why do they do that? And now I know that it is irritating to me even when it isn’t my own son.
So, if you get a text message that says “Just peed in a clean toilet,” you probably think the texter is pretty bored. Until you text back this picture: And then you know you are meant for each other. (BTW, why would there be a chair in the stall?)
GRANNIES ON SAFARI
While waiting for an appointment a show came on the lobby TV called Grannies on Safari. Wow. Glad old people get to get out and explore but I think I’ll pass on recording it; all they seem to do is go to market places and buy hats.
My daughter noted that the kitchen fairy came last night. And sometimes the night time laundry fairy is busy as well. Which means I can’t sleep so get up in the middle of the night and clean. Then she said: “I sure wish the bathroom fairy would come clean my bathroom.” Me, too; Christina. Me too.
My husband ordered a new set of professional golf clubs. It just happened to coincide with his birthday month. So as soon as they were delivered, I slapped my dollar store card and bow on top and I was done with the birthday present! Easiest gift shopping I ever had to do.
I told him he needed to wait before he ordered those sock like covers that go over the club heads. He could have at least waited until Father’s Day for heaven’s sake.