Me: See how much I love you? I made you a sock heart!
Husband: I see that.
Me: You don’t like it?
Husband: No, I like it. Did you make it so you wouldn’t have to match them?
Me: Of course not! I made you a sock heart so you can see how much I love you!
Husband: You do complain about matching socks…
Me: I made this special just for you.
Husband: So I guess I won’t be seeing a picture of your sock heart on your blog, right?