My daughter came home with a new purse. And it is a super grown up person purse. I think I am going to miss the suede fringe purse person.
My son asked if he could borrow my car. “Why?” I asked him. “Because mine doesn’t have any gas,” he replied. Mine is a brand new 2016 Nissan. This is his. I gave him gas money.
Another school story:
So my daughter is taking 6 classes this summer which is super hard. The class she is taking now is Business Communications. She was tasked to do a group project presentation. Here is our text messaging:
Me: I reviewed your outline and added shit
Christina: Thanks. You’re the best!
Me: And I only rolled my eyes a little bit
Christina: LOL. Why did you roll your eyes?
Me: Seriously? Your topic is “Fashion in Different Cultures.”
Christina: Well, yeah. Okay?
Me: That’s Business?
Christina: I don’t get it.
Me: Nevermind millennial thing.
Christina: I still don’t get it.
Watch her get an A.
This is a Boca Lounger. It is actually a piece of exercise equipment that we have hauled to four different states and never used. Correct that. Boca uses it. It’s his personal $149.00 napping lounge chair.