I changed my Outlook work font from Comic Sans to Arial. I really didn’t want to but professional work sites keep telling me that using Comic Sans font is childish and unprofessional. I would ignore it but after seeing the comment about 10 different times, I finally gave in and changed it. Damn Internet work peer pressure.
I signed into a new game. My user name is TorpidLawyerdad8143. I have no idea how I ended up with such a stupid user name. But I’m not going to go through the bother to change it.
- Text message between me and my daughter:
Christina: I forgot my wallet in my backpack. Can you either bring it to me or bring me a drink? I don’t have any money.
Mom: (Auto response) I’m Driving Sent from my car
Christina: Good. Drive to me with a large coke, please.
Comment made to Christina’s boyfriend while driving with them in my car: “I would really appreciate it if you wouldn’t tell anyone that I have I like big butts on my playlist.”
After helping my daughter with her homework, she has forbidden me from ever answering any question with the word “penis.”
- Text Message between me and my husband:
Him: Where are you?
Me: IHOP, why?
Me: I’m full. Had Roots tooth fresh and fruits! Just finished.
Me: OBVIOUSLY my phone does not want to say “Rootie Tootie Fresh and Fruitie.”