Dear God, I am sorry that I only scored 15 out of 40 on the Internet quiz about the Bible. In my defense, it was really, really hard and some of the multiple choice answers were confusing.
I am especially embarrassed because I scored 32 out of 35 on the Beverly Hillbillies quiz.
- Remember what entrepreneur and motivational speaker Jim Rohn once said: “You are the average of the five people you spend the most time with.” That’s it – I’m telling my 20-something son to quit bringing his friends over every day.
This was a response from ASK CAROLYN advice column. The best ones will just tell you like it is: As with any unknown animal, you approach slowly, with your eyes cast down in a nonthreatening way. Offer a biscuit if you have one. That’s what my dog thinks, anyway. She filled in for me while I was off retching.
And here is another one:
You don’t get to mentally pee on people (Specialk9 11/20/17).
There are so many times I could mentally pee on someone.
- I love email. What I do not like is when there is one recurring email that is being sent, like 87 times over and over again WITH A MISSPELLED WORD IN THE SUBJECT LINE! I would correct it but the damn work email professional society says I am not allowed.
I overheard my son talking to his girlfriend:
“No, I have to sanitize it first. We have to make sure the needle is sterilized.”
So I immediately barged into his bedroom because, well, I am a mom and it was the right thing to do when there is any potential reference to drugs.
I found his girlfriend helping him remove a sticker from his foot.