My girlfriend lives for the Christmas Hallmark movies. She was so excited that I thought I would give it a try. She even texted me the Hallmark movie schedule. So I spent 10 minutes looking for the damn channel amongst all my other cable channels and started recording some of them. (Not being able to fast forward through commercials would be a deal breaker for me). But I just couldn’t. Because here are ALL the plots for EVERY Hallmark Movie:
- Someone will have amnesia
- They are single because their partner died – NEVER Divorce
- Someone is going to agree to relocate by the end of the movie
- The first kiss will be interrupted- twice
- There will be a snow storm
- There will be a misunderstanding
Seriously, I tried. I really did.
Okay, so it is official. I am officially banned and can no longer watch any Hallmark movies. I am okay with that.
