- I swear I can’t make this stuff up. It also sounds like the title of a country song. I’ll have to work on the lyrics in my spare time.
- My daughter had her first full-time job interview last week. She showed me the outfit she planned on wearing. Call me old-fashioned but I really thought the skirt was just too short. So we went into my closet to find a more “suitable” interview outfit. Christina tried one of my dresses on and then wailed: “OMG! I look like I have three kids and drive a mini-van!” She was right. She wore the short skirt.
- We had been nagging our son to get his flu shot for months. Finally we told him no more money until he gets his flu shot. Luckily I remembered to demand proof as well. (And I had to check the dates just to make sure it wasn’t proof from last year)
- Yeah, Ohio got A TON of snow. Kind of cool, rather cold but cozy with a fire in the fireplace. Believe it or not, I absolutely love shoveling out our driveway. And it is a l-o-n-g driveway. By the third time it had to be done, I was so over it. But I want absolute acknowledgement that I did it without bitching.
- Last night I was so PMSing that I decided to be nice and go to bed early. (Something my husband just doesn’t give me enough credit for – I mean, I could stay up and bitch for hours, right?) Then I had a dream. And in my dream I was also so PMSing that my husband said to me: “Look, I don’t want to hear it. Just use the RONCO DREAM BOOT and change your damn dream if you don’t like it.” So I used this contraption and moved myself into a different dream. True dream story. I swear I can crack myself up even in sleep.
- Finally, here is Casey with his favorite Christmas toy. Except there is some kind of love/hate thing going on. It makes this stupid chipmunk noise when you squeeze it and drives him crazy. Abbey just wants it so she can tear it apart.
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Dead Deer on a Mini-Van
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