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I swear I am not making this up…

Here is my horoscope for today:

It’s a low-key day for you — and you may snap at someone if they start to pester you too much. Try not to offend anyone, but sometimes your mood is simply beyond your control.

I swear I am not making this up.  I guess this means I could go butt crack crazy on someone today and it would be completely justified.  Because my horoscope said so. I feel like if I opened a fortune cookie the fortune inside will say:

Everyone else is crazy.  It isn’t you.

So I am going to make a bunch of copies of today’s horoscope and hand them out.  I have absolution.  It can’t get any better than that.

Then again, do you think somehow my PMS is linked to the stars?





My Daily Horoscope

Here is my horoscope for the day:

You are more irritable than ever right now — but you can solve that problem as easily as shutting a door or taking a walk. Get away from people for a bit and you should feel much better.

So I am keeping today’s horoscope as my official horoscope for each day until December 31, 2014.  (Unless I get one that tells me I need to go play the lottery and will win lots of money, that is).  I now feel like today is going to be a good day.  Which means I am going to do exactly as it says.